- Joined
- Dec 3, 2009
- Messages
- 9,232
- Reaction score
- 262
- Location
- Duncanville, Texas
- My Bike Models
- 1981 GL1100 Innerstate("The Turd")SOLD!!, 1996 GL1500 Innerstate
I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own dagum bidness. This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my butt and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
So I says, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost me 6 stitches...but... :headscratch:
So I says, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost me 6 stitches...but... :headscratch: