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Service Tools Newsletter 7-31-75 (2 pages)
SB 1000 #3 Pressurised Cooling System Tester 10-10-75 (3 pages)
SB 1000 #1 Cylinder Head Core Plug Leakage- Revised 7-9-76 (3 pages)
SL #117 Exhaust Pipe and Muffler Paint Damage 9-30-76 (1 page)
SL #118 Instrument Troubleshooting 10-27-76 (5 pages)
PB 1000-2 Changes to Clutch Components 11-3-76 (1 page)
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SB 1000 #11 Final Drive Gear Case Cover Change 10-15-77 (1 page)
SB 1000 #12 New Main Bearing Caps 11-23-77 (1 page)
SB 1000 #13 Recall to Replace Rear Brake Pads 3-21-78 (5 pages)
SB 1000 #14 Cylinder Head Bolt Torque Change 11-8-78 (1 page)
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<blockquote data-quote="AApple" data-source="post: 65917" data-attributes="member: 56"><p>Carolyn, a very rich blonde, buys a new automatic Corvette. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won't move at all. After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Chevy dealer and they send out a technician to her.</p><p>The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks: "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"</p><p>Full of anger, the blonde replies: "Are you friggin kiddin me, you idiot, how on earth you could ask such a question? I'm not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears;</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I use "D" during the day and "N" at night."</p><p> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" />oh2:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AApple, post: 65917, member: 56"] Carolyn, a very rich blonde, buys a new automatic Corvette. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won't move at all. After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Chevy dealer and they send out a technician to her. The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks: "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?" Full of anger, the blonde replies: "Are you friggin kiddin me, you idiot, how on earth you could ask such a question? I'm not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears; I use "D" during the day and "N" at night." :Doh2: [/QUOTE]
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