Sayings, Quotes & One liners.

[Omega Man]

The funny thing about abortion is all the people that are for it have already been born. -Ronald Reagan.

Never has so much been owed by so many to so few. - Winston Churchill.

 

[bperschnick]

I just thought of a couple more...

Might as well. Can't dance and it's too wet to plow. (another from my dad)

When someone says "Have a nice day" I'll say "Thanks, but I have other plans".

Brad

 

[AApple]

"If it starts, run it. If it squeaks, oil it. If it ain't broke, fix it till it is...."
(attributed to an old boss I used to werk for :mrgreen: )

"That sombitch wouldn't make a wart on a real welder's ass"....my Dad, talking about a particular feller he had werkin for him. :rant:

"That sombitch couldn't build a knot on his head with a sledge hammer"....me...talking about another trans "builder" that weren't very gud. :builder:

 

[joedrum]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: let me help one lump or two :builder: that's was joel

 

[bperschnick]

I don't remember where I heard this one:

I'm gonna put a knot on your head a boyscout couldn't untie!


Brad

 

[dan filipi]

"She could .... the ...... off a trailer hitch" is one of my particular favorites.


Sorry ladies

 

[AApple]

dan filipi » Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:36 pm[/url]":30aljv1c]
"She could .... the ...... off a trailer hitch" is one of my particular favorites.
Sorry ladies

That would be Willie Nelson, in "Electric Horseman"....

I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can s :sensored: the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back.

:mrgreen:

 

[Omega Man]

If you're not making mistakes you're not working hard enough. - an old boss.

 

[dan filipi]

Ya can't make any mistakes if you never do anything- my dad.

 

[mcgovern61]

"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something!"......heard by a deckhand on a sailing ship just before the storm.

"That paint job looks fine to me!. Besides, they would never be able to tell the difference 100 yards off the beach."......

When in an argument with Dad;

"State real facts and stop picking the fly crap out of the pepper!"

 

[backyardtrouble]

.. Your as useless as tits on a Boar Hog..... :smilie_happy: grand father with the farm.

 

[slabghost]

The guy smiling when everything goes wrong. Already knows who he's gonna blame for it.

 

[K7TKA]

"It's amazing how much you can get done if you don't care who gets credit for it."
Karl Wright

 

[slabghost]

That boy is outa his depth in a parking lot puddle! unk.