Another Blond moment for ya...

[AApple]

Carolyn, a very rich blonde, buys a new automatic Corvette. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won't move at all. After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Chevy dealer and they send out a technician to her.
The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks: "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"
Full of anger, the blonde replies: "Are you friggin kiddin me, you idiot, how on earth you could ask such a question? I'm not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears;



I use "D" during the day and "N" at night."
oh2:

 

[joedrum]

thats good :hihihi: :mrgreen:

 

[dan filipi]

:smilie_happy:

 

[mcgovern61]

Don't know if this is a blonde moment or not.....but ya gotta listen! :smilie_happy:

 

[joedrum]

okay thats as bad as it gets :shock: :shock: opcorn: :nea: :mrgreen:

 

[dan filipi]

Whew, right over her head.

Too funny!

 

[LorneG]

If I thought that putting a 'crossing' sign up wuld do the trick, I would install one on the road right here, then I wouldn't have to go sit in the cold and maybe rain, in the stand. I could just watch out the window. :clapping:

J.

 

[brianinpa]

wow there is another one born every other min. :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: no cure for that.

The sad part is that she may be having some of her own!

 

[detdrbuzzard]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: she forgot " R" for Race :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

that might be " R " for reck in her case

 

[mwbill37841]

i think she's the kind of girlyou'd like to date. think of the possiblities, muffler bareings,lite beer,trying to keep lipstick off the streering wheel. :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

 

[cooltech]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: Both of them are too funny :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

 

[slabghost]

Two blonds walking through the woods and the first says. "Oh look a dead bird." The second is looking at the tree tops and asks "Where?". I told this to a blond I work with. Her response. :roll: I don't get it. :doh: :whistling: Oh well.

 

[David Mantle]

Don't know if this is a blonde moment or not.....but ya gotta listen! :smilie_happy:

Good job she never hit a Zebra on the black and white pedestrian crossings LOL.

 

[danf]

:shock: :shock: :shock: Auuuhhh just so you guys know, I plumb learned my daughters better than that...They know what those deer crossings are for....My Word... :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: funny stuff and Joel yours was good too...

 

[Steve83]

A man walking along the riverbank spots a blonde on the opposite side. He asks her, "Excuse me, but can you tell me if there's a way to get across this river?" The blonde replies, "You dummy, you're already across the river!"