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Biker Humor
The Difference Between Harley & Goldwing Riders
Harley riders: 'This beer is flat, let's trash the place.'
Goldwing drivers: 'This cappuccino is cold. Let's only tip 10%.'
Harley riders: 'Live to ride. Ride to Live.'
Goldwing drivers:'Eat to ride. Ride to eat.'
Harley riders: 'Loud pipes save lives.'
Goldwing drivers: 'Honey, will you turn down the stereo?'
Harley riders: Black leather jacket and chaps.
Goldwing drivers: Red snowmobile suit.
Harley riders: Black leather vest with chain closure and skull and crossbones on the back.
Goldwing drivers: Gray twill vest with trading pins and Gold Wing Road Riders: Association chapter patch on the back.
Harley riders: Meets other riders at 'The Dam Ice House.'
Goldwing drivers: Meets other riders at Denny's.
Harley riders: Biker mama on the back.
Goldwing drivers: His mama on the back.
Harley riders: Rolling Thunder.
Goldwing drivers: BARCO Lounger with wheels.
Harley riders: Head wrap covering steel plate in the head from riding without a helmet but looking cool.
Goldwing drivers: Full-face helmet with headset and microphones, covered in reflective stickers.
Harley riders: Riding in groups of two like Captain America & Billy.
Goldwing drivers: Riding in groups of twenty pulling trailers.
Harley riders: Ape hangers and a thin, hard seat.
Goldwing drivers: Big wide seats for big wide butts.
Harley riders: Cross-city ride ending at topless bar.
Goldwing drivers: Cross-country ride ending at Dairy Queen.
Harley riders: National riders group gathering called a 'H.O.G. Rally.'
Goldwing drivers: International group affair called a 'Wing Ding.'
Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders: Don't Wave Back
10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The espresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn't find the 'auto wave back' button on dashboard.
Submitted by Herbert Hill
Biker Humor
The Difference Between Harley & Goldwing Riders
Harley riders: 'This beer is flat, let's trash the place.'
Goldwing drivers: 'This cappuccino is cold. Let's only tip 10%.'
Harley riders: 'Live to ride. Ride to Live.'
Goldwing drivers:'Eat to ride. Ride to eat.'
Harley riders: 'Loud pipes save lives.'
Goldwing drivers: 'Honey, will you turn down the stereo?'
Harley riders: Black leather jacket and chaps.
Goldwing drivers: Red snowmobile suit.
Harley riders: Black leather vest with chain closure and skull and crossbones on the back.
Goldwing drivers: Gray twill vest with trading pins and Gold Wing Road Riders: Association chapter patch on the back.
Harley riders: Meets other riders at 'The Dam Ice House.'
Goldwing drivers: Meets other riders at Denny's.
Harley riders: Biker mama on the back.
Goldwing drivers: His mama on the back.
Harley riders: Rolling Thunder.
Goldwing drivers: BARCO Lounger with wheels.
Harley riders: Head wrap covering steel plate in the head from riding without a helmet but looking cool.
Goldwing drivers: Full-face helmet with headset and microphones, covered in reflective stickers.
Harley riders: Riding in groups of two like Captain America & Billy.
Goldwing drivers: Riding in groups of twenty pulling trailers.
Harley riders: Ape hangers and a thin, hard seat.
Goldwing drivers: Big wide seats for big wide butts.
Harley riders: Cross-city ride ending at topless bar.
Goldwing drivers: Cross-country ride ending at Dairy Queen.
Harley riders: National riders group gathering called a 'H.O.G. Rally.'
Goldwing drivers: International group affair called a 'Wing Ding.'
Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders: Don't Wave Back
10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The espresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn't find the 'auto wave back' button on dashboard.
Submitted by Herbert Hill