Why I'm Depressed

[thewhiterhino]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead
you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this
is the Promised Land."

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the
price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for
English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was
suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.....

 

[AApple]

Oy Vey!! :smilie_happy: :mrgreen: :smilie_happy:

 

[slabghost]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: thank god for humor! :beer:

 

[scdmarx]

Best job offer in a long while! :smilie_happy:

 

[Omega Man]

Were you talking to this guy?



~O~

 

[sledge]

Funny as Hell..............but , could be true.......and Now, I"M Depressed.

 

[danf]

Here I thought you were really depressed.. :shock: Funny funny funny, I needed a good laugh..between you and the guy with the little scary skull dude, I think you guy's are just about as insane as I am... :smilie_happy: Oh and Joe's completely nuts.. :smilie_happy:

 

[joedrum]

thank you ...thank you ...thanh you....its good to good at something :smilie_happy: :hihihi: :rant: :music: :headscratch: :mrgreen:

 

[carl62cycles]

Here I thought you were really depressed.. :shock: Funny funny funny, I needed a good laugh..between you and the guy with the little scary skull dude, I think you guy's are just about as insane as I am... :smilie_happy: Oh and Joe's completely nuts.. :smilie_happy:

Heyyy Joe Is not nuts,he's as normal as I am :shock: :mrgreen: Mind them Joe If some day we get together will find something to do on our wings and fit something on them that didn't belong to the year,model,or specs. :builder: :mrgreen: :yahoo: :yahoo:Keep up your inspiring muse. :rocks: